Welcome back to Freshly Riffed, the only web series fed through a meat grinder to create the best meat pies in London!
According to Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Fuck You In The Face, Freshly Riffed is where I make fun of the titles of Freshly Pressed blog posts. Also, is it just me, or is Starfleet drunk?
Each title will be linked to the original author, and remember; All mockery is for mockery’s sake only.
Worst porno title ever.
Well, it’s either that, or he’s secretly a Skrull agent.
This is either a Syfy Original movie, or R.L. Stein got really drunk.
Oh, please, it’s just me as a baby- OH FUCK HE HAS A GUN.
Something something something Star Trek reference.
Today, Thanksgiving and Hanukkah collided at Eight and Lexington.
There were no survivors.
I’d just save eight copies of that dinosaur erotica novel I found!
DON’T JUDGE ME.
Goddammit South Sudan get your act together.
“I’ve been stuck in this haiku for seven days. My hunger knows so bounds. Send help.”
Oh, fine, just play the song.
I hope you’re happy with yourself.